Following Saturdays FA Cup exit at the hands of Wigan it
appears that Everton manager and perpetual frowner David Moyes has managed to
now almost completely corrode his pair of supercilium. Moyes, who celebrates eleven years in charge
of Everton this week, has now replaced his eyebrows with a more advanced
version of worry lines known in the anatomical field as ‘vexation ruptures’.
Experts say that either an FA Cup win or a place in the Champions League may
have enabled a resurrection of David Moyes ailing eyebrow hair follicles but
the resurgence of Everton’s cross-town rivals Liverpool seems to have
accelerated the process, and Jordi Gomez’s cultured left foot strike may have
provided the final nail in the coffin to Mr Moyes’ eyebrows.
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